Destroy the Enemy

Destroy the enemy(just try to hit the enemy with your textual abilities).

Mario
HP: 100/100
Spells:
Immune to missiles and caterpilars.

Thats not how you do it, you have to come up with a move like:

I throw 9 grenades at Mario!




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Then i tell you how much damage you dealed, for now, Im deleting yer post.

Grr >:(

No Double Posting! i already told you how, if your not sure of what you gotta do, don't even post in here then.

NO! You cannot have your own character! and you can make up your own ability!

=> Deletes

I throw a bomb at Mario!

The bomb effectively explodes on Mario, dealing him 50 of damage.

Mario
HP: 50/100
Spells:
Immune to missiles and caterpillars.

I FIRAH MAH LAZZZARZ at Mario!

uhmm, i walk up to mario, hog tie him, and throw him from luigi's mansion. :)

@Dj-Dark-1
Sorry, your LAZZZARZ didn't work on Mario.

@greg_greg
Mario hog tied you instead.

Mario
HP: 50/100
Spells:
Immune to missiles, caterpillars. Now immune to noobie attack.

I shoot a bazooka at Mario.

and i smiled at mario, and sucked his soul out from his eyes :)

Mario got sucked up and died.

Super Bot Y-28 3000
HP: 5000/5000
Immune to:
Shit, poison, water, fire, energy, missiles, mario's, ropes AND sandwiches.
Weaknesses:
....brgrs.

i catch a cold, and sneeze and brgrs fall on super bot y-28 3000

The Brgrs effectively hit Super Bot Y-28 3000, dealing him 1000 of damage.

Super Bot Y-28 3000
HP: 4000/5000
Immune to:
NOTHING
Weaknesses:
NONE.

captain falcon sees super bot y-28 3000 and is offended by how much health he has. a falcon punch ensues.

Super Bot Y-28 3000 takes the falcon punch, but captain falcon fractures his right arm while doing it - SBY283000 loses 500 of HP.

Super Bot Y-28 3000
HP: 3500/5000
Immune to:
Poop
Weaknesses:
Poop

I throw a brgrs punch at Super Bot Y-28 3000 with ketchup.

i notice that with the ketchup, you are missing mustard, so i throw mustard at Super Bot Y-28 3000 :)

And i throw paralyzing mayonnaise! Paralyzing Mayo: has an 80% chance of parlyzing but still does damage.

finally, i throw in relish, relish has a 75% chance of turning the bot green, and has a 42% chance of dealing a critical hit :)